12) Pulling out the hair stuck in the cracks of the ring feels so satisfying.
13) Turning your breasts in a totally unsexy way.
14) Have scissors that are only used for cutting hair.
15) Or just cut your hair with old scissors and hope no one notices.
16) You will also be amazed at how much you can trim and cut your hair while sitting on the toilet.
17) But you are afraid that you will accidentally cut something very important.
18) Taking off all your breasts and then freaking out over a bare vagina.
19) Remove all your puss and swear they’re hiding a whole extra belly roll.
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