20) Take off all your breasts and enjoy the ~ breeze ~.
21) Remove all your breasts because you look like a big baby and you will regret it immediately.
22) Own an old shirt that has actually worn a hole through the front of your pubes.
23) Wearing these old shirts and still making a ponytail through the holes.
24) I secretly think this is a really cool look.
25) Eating food that falls into the cracks.
26) Use your bra as a pocket because, to put it bluntly: Women’s jeans don’t need pockets at all.
27) Keeping something in your bra, forgetting it, only to remember it when you take it off that night.
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